Dumpster, dumpster, burning bright
Full of garbage from the right,
What weird hippy's world view
Has room for such a varied stew?

From what fervid lobster guys
Came the theories here surmised?
From what 4chan message board?
Whose the copypasta hoard?

And what fascists, and what trolls
Thus remixed the Protocols?
When the yoga fans descend,
Whence the bigotry they send?