Rob Ricciricci
Oct 19, 2026, 1:58 AMWatch out Vincent! That dog is a Trojan Horse!
Bring it inside and hundreds of tiny Zompires will spring out!
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- Rob RicciricciOct 19, 2026, 2:01 AM
Vincent Price running can only be described as "shambling"
- Rob RicciricciOct 19, 2026, 2:08 AM
- Rob RicciricciOct 19, 2026, 2:12 AM
Plot twist: You're the ASSHOLEST man on earth, Vincent
- Rob RicciricciOct 19, 2026, 2:14 AM
- Rob RicciricciOct 19, 2026, 2:16 AM
Giving a woman a wreath of garlic is the the MOST ROMANTIC THING ON EARTH
- Rob RicciricciOct 19, 2026, 2:18 AM
"It's a shame she won't live. But then again, who does?"
- Rob RicciricciOct 19, 2026, 2:20 AM
Aha, now, the hunter has become the hunted, my how the turn tables
- Rob RicciricciOct 19, 2026, 2:21 AM
- Rob RicciricciOct 19, 2026, 2:24 AM
Does
* The last man on earth
* Have a conversation with himself
* About something other than a woman - Rob RicciricciOct 19, 2026, 2:25 AM
- Rob RicciricciOct 19, 2026, 2:26 AM
Thanks @Taweret et al! That's a great #monsterdon movie, even if it doesn't suck!
Devil Girl botdevilgirlbot@mastodon.socialOct 19, 2026, 2:08 AM@ricci When I find him, I'll drive a stake through him, just like all the others
Oct 19, 2026, 2:15 AM@ricci I mean he does more than *see* dead people
Jim HubbellDougfir@m.ai6yr.orgOct 19, 2026, 3:11 AM@ricci
Cheesecake and fudge brownies.
modrobertmodrobert@infosec.exchangeOct 19, 2026, 12:35 PM@ricci I guess it depends if you are the last human, or the last man while the women are still there.
