Currently we house a 2U server at my office's rack for backup mirroring. It does not need much of anything.

When I move to Germany, obviously I won't have that available to me anymore, so the server needs to go somewhere else. I did a quick search for colocation in Zürich, and

lmfao, all of the offerings are either twice as expensive as the full root server we rent at hetzner, or don't even offer a price suggestion at all.

Insanity.