There is a head canon I maintain where Goofy is an assassin for Disney corporate, and the Hamburgler steals fast cars à la Gone in 60 Seconds… and I very much want to see their buddy movie.
Goofy isn't the boogey man.
Goofy is who you send to kill the hyuckin' boogey man.
Oct 14, 2026, 10:24 PM@valthonis damn now that you mention it, so do I
@401matthall Garrsh, here I go killin' again!
Oh...! Is perfect! <3
Oct 15, 2026, 1:10 AM@valthonis although you are dating yourself. Because the hamburglar has not been seen in many years. Ronald McDonald has not been seen in years, though he was seen considerably more recently than hamburgler.
@Da_Gut Watching Coyote v. ACME put me in a nostalgic frame of mind.