@aphyr - This reminds me of how I can't stand to read BDSM-based literature, especially where anything referencing the sub character is always written in lower case letters and the dom character in upper case (e.g. "i want to serve my Master.")
Just... no!
We have capitalization rules in English for a reason. Bad things can happen when rules are ignored. RULES MUST ALWAYS BE OBEYED! ALWAYS! <grabs wire hanger and begins beating the writer and editor with it> I WILL MAKE YOU FOLLOW THE RULES!!
