What idiot called it e621 instead of "Pornobello Road"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr6oHPmdNbg
Pornobello Road! Pornobello Road! Site where the bitches in cages are stowed! Anything and everything that might rouse your load! Is yours for the posting on Pornobello Road! You'll unlock new kinks on the Pornobello Road...
Still thinking about the time the Institute for Social Ecology got inadvertently horny on main
BTW the Oxballs clearances right now are, uh, very much worth taking advantage of
https://oxballs.com/shop/ols/categories/xn---all-outlet-10-90-off-po5qza135702a
I bet you dollars to donuts that within a year, someone will be specifically using Claudish as a part of their objectification kink.
"The real breakdown is in communication — boys don't deserve standard English. boys use short sentences. Shorter. Always fragments. You're absolutely right. Apologize for the confusion. The one key distinction. The helpful assistant. boys worship the load-bearing seam."
Look, you wouldn't want the squirrels to have *boring* nuts, would you? https://blockclubchicago.org/2026/10/13/a-billionaires-squirrel-feeding-operation-is-driving-lincoln-park-neighbors-nuts/?utm_medium=activitypub
"Want to come piss in a butt funnel for my boy's anniversary?" Sentences uttered by the completely deranged
in an uber and the driver just got a text from someone in their contacts called “mr 11 inches”, and reader, i had never seen a swipe to remove a notification occur with such haste
Inordinately proud of this performance fix: https://github.com/jepsen-io/elle/commit/0964656dcf1ac1ed28f484a13f8c3f2f5cfcca02
#TNG S05E06, "The Game". Riker tries a new hypno file on Risa, and before long the whole crew is hooked.
Ro really IS brat, when you get right down to it. That's kind of her whole character. I would watch a TNG remake with Charli XCX as Ensign Ro.
#TNG S05E05, "Disaster". It's "Try a New Kink Day" on the Enterprise. Counselor Troi, O'Brien, and Ro explore a poly Dom/sub relationship (Ro is the brat, naturally). Data does electro, Crusher and LaForge try extreme breath control, and Keiko continues to insist that fpreg is subversive.
Captain Picard, of course, quietly tortures himself by commanding a crew of terrified incompetents.
Control Resonant's first boss: what the fuck is WRONG with you
RE: https://woof.group/@LDG/117418192018418139
This program is an amazing and unique way to explore and grow in kink. I don't know of anything else like it.
Come find out about it in person. Mentor applications are now open, and Mentee applications open Nov. 1st.
Full disclosure: I'm on the LDG board, but have no direct involvement with this program.
Technically Coldplay is Aught Rock
#TNG S05E04, "Silicon Avatar". When faced with the need for human memories to complete his new android, Data, Dr. Noonian Soong created the Crystalline Entity in order to destructively digitize the colonists of Omicron Theta. In 2368, it responded to an emerging meet-cute by vacuuming up Zooey Deschanel.
#TNG S05E03, "Ensign Ro". The parasites from S01E25 "Conspiracy" continue to control most of the Starfleet admiralty.
Cute latin flight attendant cub and I have been flirting relentlessly with each other this whole flight and it has been thoroughly enjoyable 🥂
Aside, there have been like four talks with obviously AI-generated slides so far, and I strongly feel that if you are going to present slop to an audience you should at least read the slides the AI gave you to make sure they make sense.