Mike ShewardSecureOwl@infosec.exchange
Oct 13, 2026, 3:05 AMin an uber and the driver just got a text from someone in their contacts called “mr 11 inches”, and reader, i had never seen a swipe to remove a notification occur with such haste
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The Orange Themetheorangetheme@en.osm.townOct 13, 2026, 3:08 AM@SecureOwl I'd get out of the car and be like "Go. Go to him".
BlueTeamSherpa :verified:Blueteamsherpa@infosec.exchangeOct 13, 2026, 3:47 AM@SecureOwl was the driver presenting as male or female?
- Mike ShewardSecureOwl@infosec.exchangeOct 13, 2026, 4:16 AM
@Blueteamsherpa male
Von Xylofonvonxylofon@witter.czOct 13, 2026, 7:49 AM@SecureOwl @Blueteamsherpa I dream of living in a society where your preference of a gargantuan dong is not a reason for feeling ashamed, regardless of who you are.
M.S. Bellows, Jr.msbellows@c.imOct 13, 2026, 5:18 AM@SecureOwl (That's "Sr. 28 cm" for you Spaniards out there.)
xs4me2xs4me2@mastodon.socialOct 13, 2026, 5:36 AMHaha!
derptroncrazyeddie@mastodon.socialOct 13, 2026, 5:54 AM
wall-ewall_e@ioc.exchangeOct 13, 2026, 7:31 AM@SecureOwl I too would want to hide the existence of my sentient garden gnome friend
Elio Campitellieliocamp@mastodon.socialOct 13, 2026, 10:54 AM@SecureOwl Embarrassed of using imperial units, surely.
Oct 13, 2026, 12:13 PM@SecureOwl @petrillic do not ask me why this gives me the shivers! (Def not in a good way)
Keri Svendsensapphireangel@hear-me.socialOct 13, 2026, 12:51 PM@SecureOwl lmao thanks for sharing!