French philosopher and psychologist Pierre Janet (1859–1947) patented dissociation in 1901. This is an important milestone in the long journey that soon led to the accidental creation of trauma in Sigmund Freud's brain laboratory. Trauma, a key predictor of today's "post-traumatic stress disorder" (itself invented in the early 1970s by metal band "Horrors of War"), is the most common element on the Earth's surface in the 21st century. I yield the rest of my time to the Council.