0xC0DEC0DE07EAc0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io
Sep 30, 2026, 1:00 PMThe slop lovers are having a fucking gabfest a few cubes behind me at work. This blows.
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- 0xC0DEC0DE07EAc0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.ioSep 30, 2026, 1:02 PM
Does it blow enough that I’m willing to go work in one of the weird, uncomfortable fishbowl hotel long cubicles for schmucks like me who don’t merit a dedicated desk but are still required to come into the office regularly??? These are both horrendous options that I don’t think I can meaningfully work under!
llewellyllewelly@sauropods.winSep 30, 2026, 1:50 PM@c0dec0dec0de why do they bother talking to each other when one of them could just prompt an LLM slopbot to generate the entire conversation, a second could prompt the bot for a summary, and the third could prompt the bot for an automated calendar task that would automatically generate conversation and summary at every coffee break, and then they could generate hot air and global warming without anyone overhearing their garbage, while they get erased and replaced by their LLM slopbot.