Last night, I went to The Liffey with my friend Vivien to see Bligh Walter perform.

Me: “Reservation is under Jeremiah Lee.”

Host: [chuckles to himself and pauses] “That’s not a name you hear often.”

Me: “I hear it all the time.”

Host: [confused]

Me: “No, it’s not a common name.”

Host: “Are you Amish?”

Me: “No, my Christian parents just knew I would write lamentations professionally.”

Host: [further confused] “Table 4, this way.”