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  • Feb 25, 2026, 6:17 AM

    Two of the most important lessons I learned in grad school:

    1) you can register anything you want as a fictitious business name and get an official looking logo and letterhead and credit card

    2) if a conference rejects your paper, your business can book the next conference room over at the same hotel and hold your own workshop and present your paper anyway

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  • Feb 25, 2026, 7:17 AM

    @dan I had this friend who, in their late teens, with another friend wanted to go to this conference and they needed a company name so they came up with a letterhead and everything for Bolux Incorporated.

    He very proudly kept the badge he was given when he went to the conference that listed the company name 😂

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  • Feb 25, 2026, 7:50 AM

    @dan 2 seems overkill, given how many venues and publishers there are who would be happy to publish whatever you send them for a small fee.

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  • Feb 26, 2026, 4:42 AM

    @dan My single-member contracting side company is named Velociraptor Aerospace Dynamics LLC. Its logo is a clipart raptor riding a bomb, Slim Pickens style. It has its own anthem. Its lore backstory is the name was chosen to fool the government into giving me defense contracts. It's an awkward conversation when I need to, say, open a bank account. I regret nothing.

    Clipart style logo of an army green velociraptor straddling a falling Fat Boy bomb while waving a bowler hat
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  • Feb 26, 2026, 5:22 AM

    @regehr also this is basically how NSDI got started. And CIDR. And...

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  • Feb 26, 2026, 5:23 AM

    @regehr annual OSDI/SOSP, on the other hand, became a reality because @irene and I got frustrated that we had to spend every wedding anniversary at a USENIX poster session and completely reworked the systems publication schedule

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