A young friend of mine stopped by the house today, with two friends in tow... They're all under-20s, and they were talking about renting a boat for the afternoon. I told them they'd need some government ID, & the oldest showed me their driver's license...

Born in 2006.

I categorically reject the idea that anyone was born after the year 1999. Thinking about it makes me feel ancient.

In the few minutes they were here, I managed to refer to at least two things that don't exist anymore.

#GenX