DARMOK UP JALAD COZ VIAGRA

https://theonion.com/so-called-professional-gamer-not-even-racist-1828684940/

Tumblr roolz, Mastodon is actually not that bad, better than Bluesky but not as much fun as Tumblr oh no

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RE: https://mastodon.sdf.org/@prokyonid/117425763240819498

When I first had enough money to buy a laser printer, I realised how much of my life had be ROBBED BY THE TINY, OILY HANDS OF INKJET PRINTERS.

It takes a fucking lot to make me miss an Epson FX80.

jfc

Airport "glitches" causing mass disruption and now this new terror threat?

Both just after the UK announced sanctions against the illegal Israeli settlements in the West Bank?

Tell me: which Middle East country has initiated the most attacks on other countries?

Clue - it's not Iran.

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Never forget, THIS is Zionism:

https://www.aljazeera.com/video/newsfeed/2024/8/13/israeli-protesters-rally-for-the-right-to-rape-prisoners

That's right - protesting for the right to rape prisoners.

That's Zionism. That's Israel.

#IsraelIsATerroristState #BoycottIsrael #IsraeliWarCrimes #FreePalestine #CeasefireNow #StopTheGenocide

https://www.tumblr.com/theonion/828130830874476544/cackling-as-the-steps-of-the-dastardly-plan?source=share

Twenty years ago, Facebook was fun. It was social, it mattered. It was the underdog alternative to Murdoch-owned MySpace. I actively tried to get my friends to switch to it.

If you're a kid now, Facebook has *always* been a festering pile of smelly dog bums.

Fucking bizarre, innit?

TIL that Jimi Hendrix was a session player on one of Jayne Mansfield's tracks.

RE: https://velocipederider.com/@ruari/117122441182352005

I mean, that's godawful when you think about it, innit? You're happily tip-tapping away on this gear that's meant to be in a parts bin!

RE: https://chaos.social/@slothrop/117122417678273558

That's brilliant!

WOOHOO to youuu!

:pensive_party_blob: :pensive_party_blob: :ablobcatrainbow:

RE: https://mastodon.online/@clanger9/117122391568936871

YERRRSSS - think of all the old Mac laptops in the world heading to be broken up into parts that could actually be saved.

The only reason I don't prosyletise more is that I don't want to end up as tech support hahah

RE: https://mastodon.world/@oldguycrusty/117106473949752281

It's fucking mental, innit? Like, c'mon, Apple, this computer still whizzes along as long as it has a sympathetic OS on board. YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE.

I feel that these Linuxes are the glass bottles of comp environmentalism. In an industry that chomps through rare/dangerous natural resources, it's lovely to see something that resurrects old gear.