Pronouncing Copilot as copy-lot

3:45 AM I assure you most people in the US have no idea what is happening yet.

I need an app that will send over a kitty for the evening while I am traveling.

A purrstitute, if you will.

I assume the internet is being monitored heavily right now, but if you close your eyes and put your fingers to your temples, I will send my opinions of what should be done using only my psychic screaming ability.

Sometimes the best way to get over anxiety is to get mad.

What a complicated time to be a complicated organism.

Hey! Wanna feel like you’re 90 years old? Who doesn’t? Simply pop your hip out of joint. Make sure you tear something if you can! You’ll be hobbling around in no time—and for weeks!

0 out of 5.
Do not recommend.