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embersembers@chaos.social
Oct 24, 2026, 6:49 PM
like yes, those onesided "kink contracts" where you sign your body away are cute and all, but isn't it way more fun when everyone gets to add clauses in an attempt to fuck the other partner over at the most funny time?
They gave us a legal system so we could wield the power of nation states against others. Why not use that for kinky shenanigans?
(It wasn't *intentional* that the above examples read like a continuous story, but it's certainly not unwelcome, either)
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HierGibtsSnacksHierGibtsSnacks@fedi.absturztau.be
Oct 24, 2026, 7:04 PM
@embers inb4 being a “kink judge” that decides on which interpretation succeeds/prevails lmao that would be so me ^^^^
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HierGibtsSnacksHierGibtsSnacks@fedi.absturztau.be
Oct 24, 2026, 7:04 PM
@embers kinda need tbh 🥺🥺🥺
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embersembers@chaos.social
Oct 24, 2026, 7:06 PM
@HierGibtsSnacks hell yeah.
"I sentence thou to 25 minutes of the sensory nightmare collar."
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HierGibtsSnacksHierGibtsSnacks@fedi.absturztau.be
Oct 24, 2026, 7:07 PM
@embers the what?
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HierGibtsSnacksHierGibtsSnacks@fedi.absturztau.be
Oct 24, 2026, 7:08 PM
@embers but yes absolutely, neeeeeeeeed to be that eventually 🥺🥺
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HierGibtsSnacksHierGibtsSnacks@fedi.absturztau.be
Oct 24, 2026, 7:18 PM
@embers (as a lot of other things, but very particularly this, too)
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embersembers@chaos.social
Oct 24, 2026, 7:23 PM
@HierGibtsSnacks honestly, that could be turned into a communal thing.
"My pet has successfully argued that its punishment should be decided by a jury of its peers. So, weird kinky fedi creatures, what shall the sentence be?"
And some people do already do that, don't they?
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embersembers@chaos.social
Oct 24, 2026, 7:15 PM
@HierGibtsSnacks the sensory nightmare collar.
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HierGibtsSnacksHierGibtsSnacks@fedi.absturztau.be
Oct 24, 2026, 7:18 PM
@embers oh god aaaaaaaaa and you called me cruel for my plan for making the bureaucracy more obedient…
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embersembers@chaos.social
Oct 24, 2026, 7:19 PM
@HierGibtsSnacks hey don't act like you wouldn't use this on bureaucrats that got *ideas*.
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HierGibtsSnacksHierGibtsSnacks@fedi.absturztau.be
Oct 24, 2026, 8:00 PM
@embers :blobfoxinnocentcute:
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embersembers@chaos.social
Oct 24, 2026, 9:36 PM
@HierGibtsSnacks in this context a gag order takes on a whole new meaning.
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