The two allowed ways for Humans to spend their day are:
1) create shareholder value
2) engage in the approved free time activities A through F. (See appendix 2b)
Other activities are wasted time and will not count towards your achievements.
It is important to remember our core mission. We are a big family, it is your responsibility to contribute your share.
Kind regards,
Management.
Oct 24, 2026, 4:53 PM@embers@chaos.social Where can one find appendix 2b? :neobot_peek:
Oct 24, 2026, 4:54 PM@hannah ugh, fine.
+++ APPENDIX 2B +++
Activity A: Maintain Body.
A healthy body produces shareholder value for longer.
Activity B: Advance Exploitable Skills
Because your workplace won't teach you.
Activity C: Network
Find more talent to recruit.
Activity D: Provide For Those In Need
So we don't have to.
Activity E: Spend Money.
It's natural, trust us.
Activity F: Do The Work That Isn't Profitable
Because otherwise it just won't get done.
Oct 24, 2026, 5:14 PM@embers@chaos.social @hannah@moonserver.yorha.nexus example activities:
Activity A: Maintain Body.
petting the cat (for example ellie) and getting her food all the time counts as workout.
Activity B: Advance Exploitable Skills
petting the cat (for example ellie) and getting her food is a very exploitable skill. ellie will enjoy to help you to master that skill.
Activity C: Network
petting the cat (for example ellie) and getting her food gives her the feeling she can come always back to you. and having one cat more in your contacts list increases your network by one.
Activity D: Provide For Those In Need
petting the cat (for example ellie) and getting her food all the time because the cat needs it.
Activity E: Spend Money.
petting the cat (for example ellie) costs time and time is money so you essentially spend money. and getting her food all the time is a great way to spend even more money. the most expensive food is required.
Activity F: Do The Work That Isn't Profitable
pet the cat (for example ellie) and getting her food all the time is not profitable because the cat doesn't give you profit back.
Oct 24, 2026, 4:53 PM@embers@chaos.social good that i'm a cat.