embersembers@chaos.social
Oct 23, 2026, 3:13 PM@HierGibtsSnacks honestly, that's peak vampire behaviour (minus the eating part).
"Garlic?? Send that shit to fucking space! Get it as far away as possible"
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HierGibtsSnacksHierGibtsSnacks@fedi.absturztau.beOct 23, 2026, 3:14 PM@embers TOM SCOTT IS A VAMPIRE QUESTION MARK?
- embersembers@chaos.socialOct 23, 2026, 3:17 PM
@HierGibtsSnacks web series called "interesting places" or "things you might not know" with countless episodes sounds like the kind of series a vampire who is really autistic about the neat things humans keep doing would do.
"The humans recently made this thing called 'The Internet'. It's so cool, it's like adopting a human and showing them the wonders of the world, but I can to it with millions of them at once! It's like it was made for me."