OH “Waddinxveen is really upcoming”

This is not the future we want for Waddinxveen.

absurdity levels are 19% and falling

(19%) ■□□□□□□□□□

Air to Ground Message:

AIRPLANE HAS A TENDENCY TO PULL TO RIGHT WHILE TAXIING

Area: Louisville, KY, USA
Type: Boeing 737 MAX 8
A: #a2f583d27f0
F: #f7242aa21ce

#acars #vdlm2

+1 hour in bed tomorrow because time is a social construct

I've been thinking this for years but SSL feels like a...less than ideal solution especially since an un4tunate recent event

I had to throw this costume away, every time I so much as looked it it dumped glitter all over my floor. #crossdresser #selfiesaturday

Sur France Info, un syndicat de police explique qu’ils ne tiendront pas s’il y a d’autres manifestations aussi massives les prochains week-ends.
C’est bien noté.
#GreveGenerale #LaFranceDansLaRue

Komplett crashen ist wohl auch ne option😭

"don't make me tap the sign", i say

Haaiii!! ​:neofox_happy:​ ​:fluffytail:​
Did you know that I'm doing a heccin write?
It's true!!

I find skyrim to be a very cool world with very cool possibilities that absolutely FLOPPED the delivery of any kind of story they tried to do, so I decided to try and do my own rewrite of the main story (and some side-quests here and there). I am also making this about colonialism versus local bigotry (aka, focusing on the civil war) and a slow burn romance.

The full published story is in the link below, but I'm still posting a new chapter every other weekend. feel free to let me know if you want me to ping you when new chapters come out ​:neofox_happy:​

https://archiveofourown.org/works/87120376?view_full_work=true

Air to Ground Message:

DUE TO AIR CHILLER FAILURE G4 RQST DRY ICE FOR FLIGHT BACK TO CDG TKS

Area: Jersey Shore, NJ, USA
Type: Boeing 777-300ER
A: #ae2bce81823
F: #fd31945076b

#acars #vdlm2

Wann fing das eigentlich an, dass ich mir auch Wochenangebote von Aldi und Lidl in den Benelux-Ländern ansehe?

Ach ja. Letzte Woche.

Air to Ground Message:

YES PLEASE BLEED IS ERRATIC BEST REGARDS

Area: Ferrara, Italy
Type: Airbus A320neo
A: #a1fafc4c9c4
F: #f29283f465a

#acars #vdlm2

i still think "game written entirely in a new conlang (including UI) with no publicly released translations or documents or anything, the players just gotta figure it out" would be funny/neat

Prudence waiting for morning scritches.
#caturday
#allcatsarebeautiful
#catsofmastodon

oh the fucking bushes are alive

Somebody needs to formulate Moore's Law for cybersecurity... Bontchev's Law, anyone?

"The number of discovered computer vulnerabilities doubles about every two years."

https://cve.0xosprey.com/

eggbug is reëmerging

I finished the ritual of yellowing.

All yellow kitty

heh. *does ðat stupid þing wið my hand\* got your penis!