If I were in DC I'd go see the Trump Algae Pond but I'm not and I guess there's a fence around it and a sorta flapping-in-the-wind tarp on the fence so tourists can't peek. For the life of me I don't know why he didn't have his no-bid workers paint the bottom of the pond gold. A surprising oversight. Probably he's distracted by planning the land invasion of Iran. I'll bet he's got a little set of gold soldiers and maps hidden in one of those secure White House rooms. Not to mention little gold rockets and boats and airplanes. "Pew pew! Got you, Pickaxe Mountain!"