Thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary letter!

King Lear (Act 2, Scene 2 )

🧦 #sock #generativeArt 🧦

Interviewer: Why did you leave these jobs after such a short amount of time?

Me: Because they were toxic environments with awful people working there and I care about my mental health too much.

Interviewer: Oh, this definitely isn’t a good fit then.

The Oilers won because I didn't watch the game. You're welcome, Edmonton.

people really need to learn better consent and respect for boundaries about drug use.

if i say i don't want more or any alcohol, that doesn't mean put another shot in front of me, it doesn't mean try to convince me to drink. it means NO. just NO. nothing else.

if i say i don't want any weed cause i just went through really bad withdrawal and it made me want to die, it doesn't mean tell me about other ways i can consume weed. it means NO. just NO. nothing else.

"On it like a scotch bonnet". OK I'll watch this film for that line alone. I'm hoping this will be actually good and not another disaster like Borderlands.

‘Rogue Trooper’ First Look: Duncan Jones Unveils His Dystopian War Machine

https://deadline.com/2026/04/rogue-trooper-first-look-duncan-jones-stuart-fenegan-2000-ad-1236865572/

as you can see from this infographic, the reign of peace and justice, but deers
...what? oh! hmm, the graphic seems to be missing, does someone want to take care of that?

I wish a hot air balloon would come and fly me away from all of this

According to my retirement plan, I should already be a high ranking member of the Illuminati by now

'Gebrauchsspuren' #FotoVorschlag

Altes Louisiana State House, Kammertüren – im Laufe der Jahre abgenutzt.

Bewts.

Lol..... hooray?

National Surprise Drug Test Day

https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/national-surprise-drug-test-day/

#CatsOfMastodon

Sweet old Butterscotch, sleeping in the co-pilot's chair. She's gotten so skinny, under her fur.

Trial 2 for the alcohol wash for perfumed laundry detergent removal in thrift clothing. Works like a charm. Nice.

Morning everyone. I am so incredibly tired. There's no way I can stay awake to work today.

Hope you're all doing okay.

So now he is my pillow

But he did a contented sigh

:awesome: Saturday Night Live UK

Cast member favorite Jack Shep is "An Adorable Little Dormouse" on Weekend Update (April 18, 2026).

▶️ 2:49

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-T8sOYvp7A

Still exiled

OOFT the major cleaning chore is like... 80% there. I am very tired and sore and hungry so I have ordered chicken kara-age curry from local heroes DOMORi and as soon as my pakidge is delivered I will go straight to bed.

Lost all sense of time today and tonight, but Monday, April 20, 2026 was an exceptional day, all around. x