Me, counting my chickens: "Haha yes!"

Me, after the chickens hatch: "Oh no"

Every now and then I forget that the Terminally Online Right spends a non insignificant amount of time getting mad at headlines about Whoopi Goldberg and Rosie O'Donnell

It's truly bizarre. While people are trying to afford groceries, they're tracking the whereabouts of Rosie O'Donnell in 2026

ESPECIALLY in 2026 where there is a very strong chance that if someone you’ve never seen before rocks up to your comments and is confusingly angry about whatever—likely a bot stoking anger

Barring good faith questions, you’re just not gonna make anything of value by engaging with that

The notion that blocking people and deleting replies with obvious misinformation is somehow "creating an echo chamber" only serves to let those people continue to spread their bile unimpeded

Block asshats, delete drivel. Leave the space better than you found it 🏕️

We can never implement policies that people in coastal states have been asking for because what if Jerry Racism living in Racism, Iowa feels like it’s kinda bad?

"What works for the coastal elites doesn't work for the middle of the country"

I'm pretty sure that

1. People would like healthcare, affordable food and housing regardless of their geographic location
2. It doesn't mean we should just steamroll the majority of the populations needs

That Starfox 64 Boss Who Yells "Cocky Little Freaks!" 2028

Having the creative desire to *be making something* while having the energy level of a tortoise in hospice care after this week is brutal

Adding to my todo list only sates it so much

Not sure if it was necessary or not but the doctor took one look at me and said “yeah we’re gonna have to cut off your face” so I went with the medical advice I had

Accidentally went to the doctor and got part of my face cut off yesterday so might be entering a temporary pngtuber era while that heals to save y'all the visuals

oh no! We might feed children and help the next generation of workers afford housing to raise families

I’ve now had nearly this exact conversation with four different people from four separate social circles:

Them: "Yeah, the politics are so bad right now. I just hope when the pendulum swings, it doesn’t go too hard in the other direction, y’know?"

Me: "And what do you think that would look like? Going in the opposite direction of whats happening right now?"

Them: "…I— uh," followed by the dawning realization that they've not actually considered that before saying it anyway

#uspol #USPolitics

These new AI token prices are outrageous

I asked Claude Code to fuck my wife ONE TIME and I’m out of my monthly allotment already

Still can't believe Mamdani personally killed all of our grandmas

Still unemployed & so exhausted trying to figure out a) how to convince a stranger I really do posses skills that I’ve proven I have for years b) which of those methods are working and which are failing in a job market that either ghosts you or sends you a form email thanking you for trying but no dice c) whether being trans, disabled, politically outspoken and a former union staffer is what’s knocking me out of the running and not anything particularly flawed about my pitch/application process

RE: https://astral.camp/@endeavorance/116813494567799061

I said, like a liar.

the thing about practicing your video editing is if you pick a song that Haunts You, you are then listening to it over and over and over again

(I’m fine no worries)

Depression is a motherfucker

In case you missed it earlier, here is this week's episode of Stuff Keeps Happening:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOBuRi7s5gk