I have fucked something up royally and don't know how to unfuck it. It does, of course, involve Node.js.
Patches for the latest vulnerability are available for v22 and v22.
For some reason, I'm on v23. There is no patch to v23.
If I try to change my version to v22 or v24, I get errors about my system not having glibc 2.28.
Attempting to compile and add glibc 2.28 to the system, apparently I don't know how to do it as an *option*, because I overwrote the system glibc, and my word were there segfaults eveywhere, had to restore the the whole thing from a backup.
Why do v22 and v24 have a requirement for glibc 2.28 but v23 doesn't, and is happy (but has a massive vulnerability).