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  • Oct 23, 2026, 9:56 AM

    Give the grumpiest bastard grant writers several million euro and we will fix this shit.

    - no asshole rule for funding

    - diversity and INCLUSION INCLUDING RETAINING PEOPLE because hiring is worthless if everyone rage quits because your org is a dumpster fire

    - multi-year funding for maintenance

    - if someone maintains critical code, and the community describes them as a lovely person they would trust to guard their drink, they get a living wage for years to do whatever. Seriously this would work. It would be a better use of money than the current secret handshake and code word system of grant writing.

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  • Oct 23, 2026, 10:04 AM

    It will be called the

    WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE FUND THIS FUND

    WFNOFTF pronounced wiffinofftiff

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