Oct 22, 2026, 5:12 AMPleased to see that someone on /r/Seattle is trying to find a witch to curse her ex-husband's favorite thing and everyone in the comments is applauding her for thinking locally rather than turning to Etsy.
Never change, #Seattle.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/comments/1xbz671/looking_for_witch_to_curse_my_exhusbands_favorite/
@dan That’s funny - whenever I look at /r/Nottingham (a city to which I have ties), it’s just full of people asking why the city centre smells of piss
@dan Think global, curse local
@dan "I have confirmed with my lawyer and the mediator that applying a curse to the item is completely fine as long as it is structurally intact and not damaged"
@dan This is hilarious and awesome!