Unplug your fridge when it's done charging

I'm an inverse emergency responder. In only five minutes, I can light something on fire, drive home really fast, get naked, and fall asleep

Charging slowly
#drawtober2026 #cats

The Weather Outside The Studio Right Now Channel

#FrugalTVShows #HashtagGames

Don't fuck with me kid I've seen every Disney Channel Original Movie between 1999 and 2004

Wikimedia Commons images that go hard https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Horicizuzka.jpg

alt: A person standing upright, with a couple flamethrowers shooting flames behind them

If you're thirsty, they're thirsty. Keep all your batteries on a charger at all times.

Is #Pleroma good?

I need to admin a small social media instance for say 10 non-techie people so we can publish photos and text posts. Just for outreach and reminders and event flyers

Mastodon looks heavier and I want something #ActivityPub so it can syndicate across the #Fediverse and bridge to BlueSky (I don't want to run a BS directly if I can help it)

Seven nails army versus nine inch nation

How to win friends and lose friends

(I am opening a casino for friendships)

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn

"You've gotta watch new crime drama. It's got people held at gunpoint, people getting maimed, people threatening each other on the phone, suspense, tension, blood, people dying in horrific ways, money, power, greed, desperation, trolley problems..."

"Drugs?"

"Every TV show is about drugs!"

See if you use Electron you have to bundle a whole Chromium instance

So it's 100+ MB

But if you use Qt it's a lot smaller, because every distro ships Qt

But none of them ship the Qt you need, so you do have to bundle Qt

So it's 100+ MB

Wait I should do this for dating.... #Datestodon #FediDate

Resume that has fake red ink super-imposed, "Hire her - Robert"

(Apparently Robert is the most common CEO name among Fortune 500)

https://ceoworld.biz/2025/08/16/revealed-these-are-the-most-common-first-names-of-fortune-500-ceos/

You know, I've spent a year off and on doing graphic design for my activism work.

If someone handed me my old resume and I had my activist hat on I'd say, "Nobody will read that. Start with pictures. What pictures go in it? Then visual hierarchy. One huge headline, 3 or 4 words at most. Then your contact in big font. No, bigger. Bigger than that. You don't have space left for the details? Cut 'em. It's a conversation, not an encyclopedia."

Next time I'm applying for jobs I might just send a resume with my contact info and "Details on request".

Fill that point on the Pareto frontier, you know.

1. It's not AI slop
2. It's honest
3. It would allow me to apply to lots of jobs instead of struggling to apply to one per day

And honestly, people don't read. People don't read because 99% of written material is not worth reading - Ads, shampoo bottles (which are ads for themselves)

#Datestodon #FediDate

#AF4F #Illinois

Trans poly partnered lesbian seeking feminine friends with benefits. Tested negative for all common STIs recently. Vegan, and I don't drink or smoke, just love cuddling.

Send me a picture of your pets as an icebreaker. I love dogs and cats.

My profile deletes old posts and I don't get many messages so I guess just message me if you like

Lawful Good: An "operating system" is something that abstracts between hardware and software applications. Debian is an operating system.

Lawful Evil: An operating system can run on top of another operating system, therefore Librewolf is an operating system.

Chaotic Evil: "Operating system" is a marketing term. Amazon.com is an operating system