Digital Ocean just wrote this:

»Importantly, patches are only available for currently supported PHP versions (8.2 and later). If you are running an end-of-life PHP version (8.1 or earlier), no official patch will be available and you should plan an immediate upgrade to a supported version.«
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»If you are on PHP 8.1 or earlier, upgrade to PHP 8.2+ so you can apply the patch. EOL versions will not receive patches.«

WTF no one is simply patching the old versions??? 🤦