Oct 21, 2026, 7:00 PMThe urge to just add a throne wish list of Swedish vegan Ostbågar (cheese doodles) to buy up all of the supplies now that apparently they are going to be discontinued because of lack of demand, which is absolutely fucking ridiculous.
It just proves that vegans just can't have nice things.
The Swedish cheese doodles are the best things they have ever made. There is nothing like them and the fact that they are going to be removed is the biggest heartbreak of this year.
Oct 21, 2026, 7:01 PMI also need you to understand that I am not joking.
I have photos and gifs and everything of me holding cheese doodles. I have a handmade pillow that a lovely supporter made: of cheese noodles.
I'm going to need OLW to just release the recipe of how to make those so that another company can make them.
Oct 21, 2026, 7:03 PMI just sent a voice note to my parents telling them to cancel any Christmas gifts they had thought about giving me and just going to ICA and buying up all of the cheese doodles they can find and just storing them like hoarding them in their house they don't even have to send them to me so that I can come and pick them up.
Yes, I am speech to texting you my distress Mastodon
Oct 21, 2026, 7:09 PMI don't think they took me seriously mastodon. How do I make my parents take me seriously?
I'm gonna go dig out all of my photos and gifs.
@JenJen I hate it when your favourite vegan products stop being made. Granose Chicken Style Bake, Plamil Mayonnaise, Sizzles, Nut Cutlets, Tofutti Cheese Slices, H&B sausage rolls and chocolate footballs... the list goes on. A lot of the new stuff is nice, but the nostalgia for the originals will never dull. My 16YO is still upset about the Plamil mayo behind cancelled 5 years later - he doesn't like ANY of the currently available ones.