DRACULRRR :bc:LRRRonEarth@beige.party
Oct 19, 2026, 2:04 AMFOLLOWING ME APPROXIMATES THE EXPERIENCE OF DOING EXPIRED SOVIET COMBAT HALLUCINOGENS.
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- DRACULRRR :bc:LRRRonEarth@beige.partyOct 19, 2026, 4:13 AM
"I'M IN A THREE-CAMERA SITCOM WITH A MINOR VILLAIN FROM FUTURAMA AND HE'S COMMITTING WIRE FRAUD AND THERE ARE STROBES AND I'M SCARED BUT ABOVE ALL FURIOUS."
Pumpkin Spice AmyAPBBlue@thepit.socialOct 19, 2026, 1:06 PM@LRRRonEarth I mean, same.
h0h0kamhohokam@mastodon.sdf.orgOct 19, 2026, 5:17 PM@LRRRonEarth so thats why i've been seeing Stalin in my bathroom.
M.S. Bellows, Jr.msbellows@c.imOct 19, 2026, 5:27 PM@hohokam @LRRRonEarth Wait, so "bathroom stall" actually is short for "bathroom Stalin"?
- DRACULRRR :bc:LRRRonEarth@beige.partyOct 19, 2026, 5:32 PM
- M.S. Bellows, Jr.msbellows@c.imOct 19, 2026, 5:33 PM
@LRRRonEarth @hohokam You're very welcome, tvarich.
Σ(i³) = (Σi)²SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyzOct 19, 2026, 7:35 PM@hohokam @LRRRonEarth
As a general rule if you start seeing the banner of the former soviet union in your bathroom, that's a big red flag.
SomeVeganCheeseIsOkSomeVeganCheeseIsOk@mastodon.socialOct 19, 2026, 5:32 PM@LRRRonEarth following me is a bit like a claw game at a dodgy arcade. Mostly disappointment and boredom, with occasional moments of delight and horror.
The Psychotic Network Ferretnuintari@bsd.cafeOct 19, 2026, 5:35 PM@LRRRonEarth Well, I've never been able to get over the texture when it comes to licking frogs.
⁂ Fish Id Wardrobefishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.ukOct 19, 2026, 5:44 PM@LRRRonEarth did you expect me to take them from a live soviet?
RevSPLRRevSPLR@dobbs.townOct 19, 2026, 7:23 PM@LRRRonEarth Ладно, пошли!
Ψ*Ψpsistarpsiii@tacobelllabs.netOct 20, 2026, 9:55 PM@LRRRonEarth *immediate follow*