Mark AsserMarkAsser@beige.party
Oct 17, 2026, 11:34 PMAny car can be a flying car, given a sufficiently large trebuchet.
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chestaschestas@aus.socialOct 18, 2026, 12:13 AMAnd not driverless. We wouldn't want the owner to miss this smashing opportunity
Oct 18, 2026, 12:46 AM@MarkAsser Are there other forms of medieval technology here that might be helpful? Say, a device popular during the French Revolution, perhaps?
D. G. Marshalldavidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.socialOct 18, 2026, 4:06 AMRowan Atkinson did a sketch where he was the Devil, welcoming newly-deads to Hell.
Devil: "And adulterers? My, there are a lot of you, aren't there? Can I just get you all to line up in front of this very small guillotine?"
- Oct 18, 2026, 4:29 AM
@davidtheeviloverlord @MarkAsser Yes, sadly, Eddie Izzard never specified the method to be used during "Cake or Death?"
- Mark AsserMarkAsser@beige.partyOct 18, 2026, 5:04 AM
@bms That wouldn't effectively yeet a car.