A woman goes to a therapist. “Doctor,” she weeps, “I suck at public speaking!”
“I’m a clinical social worker, not a doctor,” the therapist says. “And just go watch that footage of Katie Zacharia BOMBING—you’ll feel so much better about yourself haha.”
The woman burst into tears. “But Doctor…!”
@batkaren damn you for how good this
Oh my god…she’s Pagliacci?!?
Certainly a clown.
@batkaren Her tenure was so short that I had to confirm to myself that she had in fact been the press secretary.
Oct 17, 2026, 6:26 AM@Infoseepage @batkaren Wait, hold up - she had a lower tenure than *Anthony Scaramucci?*
I...I didn't know that was possible.
@Infoseepage @AT1ST @batkaren less than half a 'mucci if I understand correctly
@Sharksonaplane @AT1ST @batkaren A Katie is now the unit of time by which we measure the longevity of sacrificial apparatchiks of the Trump Regime.
