The US president is giving another one of his awful speeches where he is talking about pillaging the earth again.
"Mining is great! Coal is beautiful!" he says. "The democrats want us to mine less, and we won't mine less!"
His aide leans in to assist.
"Mine fewer" he says, in a stage whisper.
The president looks at him, surprised.
"You're not supposed to call me that in public" he says.