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  • Oct 9, 2026, 8:52 PM

    I am a 10x grocery shopper thanks to Roomba. I tape a grocery list and some money to the top of the Roomba and release it into the grocery store. Eventually people put the groceries on top and then turn the Roomba back around and I collect the groceries. I am very smart and I think this means I collected the groceries with no human intervention. Roomba will soon kill us all.

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