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TayFoNay, Pet Detectivetayfonay@beige.party
Oct 9, 2026, 1:53 PM
Working with a person in the EU who is a royal PITA in that she's trying to micromanage me even though she is in no way my supervisor. For anything. She sends an email stating I never sent 2 documents, which I did in fact send back in August while she was on an extended vacation. So of course I had to bust out midwest passive-aggressive with "I'm reattaching them here in case they got lost while you were in holiday."
Como se dice "Fuck off into the sun" en espanol?
Ope.
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Eivind (like the Terrible) ✨eivind@fribygda.no
Oct 9, 2026, 2:06 PM
@tayfonay A la paella de tu madre le falta sabor.
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IcooIeyIcooIey@mastodon.green
Oct 9, 2026, 2:23 PM
@eivind @tayfonay harsh
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Eivind (like the Terrible) ✨eivind@fribygda.no
Oct 9, 2026, 2:26 PM
@IcooIey yeah, I was thinking it's perhaps a bit harsher than @tayfonay's wording, but it's hard to get the tone exactly right in these things
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IcooIeyIcooIey@mastodon.green
Oct 9, 2026, 3:44 PM
@eivind @tayfonay oh I didn’t mean that seriously! It’s just so extra funny to me as a person who is a member of a cultural group known for bland food. I love learning new insults, but there are a lot of people I know who wouldn’t recognize this as an insult!
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Eivind (like the Terrible) ✨eivind@fribygda.no
Oct 9, 2026, 4:06 PM
@IcooIey @tayfonay I'm just fucking around, as well, as a fellow bland-food citizen. That's not a real insult, afaik :)
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IcooIeyIcooIey@mastodon.green
Oct 9, 2026, 4:21 PM
@eivind @tayfonay hahahahaha!!
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Max Leibmanmaxleibman@beige.party
Oct 9, 2026, 2:47 PM
@tayfonay When I get a request like this, I don’t just re-attached the documents. I go to my sent folder in Outlook, then drag the sent message out and attach IT to my reply. My message is perfectly polite, but the attachment says, “This is definitely a you problem.”
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TayFoNay, Pet Detectivetayfonay@beige.party
Oct 9, 2026, 2:54 PM
@maxleibman I'd normally do the same, but I went even bigger asshole and pointed out that the email where I sent the files was in the email chain below.
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Max Leibmanmaxleibman@beige.party
Oct 9, 2026, 2:55 PM
@tayfonay *chef’s kiss*
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TeflonTrout :bc: he/him :pumpkin_smirk:TeflonTrout@beige.party
Oct 9, 2026, 3:04 PM
@maxleibman @tayfonay
Yall are nicer than me, I always forwarded the email they complained about back to them again without any additional text
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