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  • Mortendrgroftehauge@sigmoid.social
    Oct 6, 2026, 12:13 PM

    @zed Nah, you just spiff it up a bit. Maybe two weeks in is a bit early to go "you make me feel worthy of love" tho. Honestly rude of her to put you on the spot like that. "You give me butterflies in my stomach" might have worked at that stage.

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  • Oct 6, 2026, 12:14 PM

    @drgroftehauge well, it was the conversation that made me realize I didn’t actually like her I just liked having a girlfriend, and about ten minutes later, on the same phone call, I broke up with her.

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