Our father, who art in source control,
hallowed be thy `main`.
Thy merges come, thy builds be done,
downstream as it is upstream.
Give us each day our detached HEAD,
And forgive us our rebases,
as we forgive those who rebase against us.
And lead us not into submodules,
But deliver git-send-email.
For thine are the commits, the trees and the blobs,
For ever and ever, --amend.
@simontatham I did a similar thing for #emacs back in the day. This seems to be the version I have in my drafts (I can't find the finished one)
Emacs is my Editor; I shall not want.
It maketh me to edit in fontified buffers;
It recovereth my files: it indenteth my code in the styles of righteousness for GNU's sake
Yea, though I walk through the memory in the core of death, I will fear no evil-mode, for thou art with me, thy point and thy mark they comfort me
Thou preparest a *scratch* before me : thou wrappest my code in parens; my integers floweth over.
Its docs shall inform me all the days of my uptime: and I will edit in the process of Emacs for ever