It's been a solid few hours and I think the thing *I* find the most frustrating is the self inflicted problems and complaining about the consequences, which is kinda highlighted by this quote hidden in the sea of why does the rest of the community view us a certain way:
> [...] even when it makes something better for WordPress, it may still take ten years for WordPress to be able to take advantage of them due to the long-tail support for older PHP versions.