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  • Jul 16, 2024, 12:00 PM

    When you go to a psychologist for help and he has a wall screen TV showing stock prices in his office
    This is like my dentist revving his Lamborghini after giving me a root canal

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  • Jul 16, 2024, 12:04 PM

    By the way, root canals, if done properly, are completely painless.
    Until it's over and the guy says "That'll be $1000"

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  • Jul 16, 2024, 12:26 PM

    @CubeRootOfTrue When I bought a house, I had to pass through a notary. There were actually two of them, the seller's and mine. Both are paid for this work. At some point, they started talking one to another, that it was the days of an art fair, and that one had to take away his wife's chequebook. This should have been embarrassing, but they did not look distrubed at all.

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