The new Patreon home page is hilarious. White on white type until a 7MB image loads in, and all the while it's trying to load 22MB of fonts (!!!?). Then once it's loaded, it somehow turns the scrollwheel sensitivity in Firefox down to like 5%, so you cannot escape the fullscreen hero image.

There are bad web designers but this is more like IndieGoGo got a deep cover operative in place or something.