alright, dude getting decked for being a shit, so far so good

jorts not liking image uploads tonight is going to make this single media i guess

it's time for Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)

same director as The Mask of Zorro (1998) and Casino Royale (2010)

hard-boiled detective Harry Philip Lovecraft (don't ask his cat's name) in a world of magic

Fred Ward, Julianne Moore, David Warner, Clancy Brown, Charles Hallahan, Lee Tergesen

ok dang, this is v. v. frontloaded

the last few weeks i somehow got angular grease marks on my socks at random intervals

once - oh weird, must be something from changing fluids on the truck
twice - wtf, is there something in my shoes
thrice - i will deconstruct my entire life to figure this out

it was the rollerblade wheels i put on my office chair three years ago. they're on open bearings and the grease migrated to the top of the wheel yokes and every time i turned the wheelie part of the chair i was smudging my socks

don't spend 30 mins telling me about a product made to last a lifetime and be infinitely repairable and have an ad for a slop company. that YOU READ

not even an ad network thing spliced in. you read it in your own fucking voice

if your podcast or video has shitty sponsors i will stop enjoying it and never trust you again

i've already had to Wesley Snipes New Jack City Adam Savage and Peter Brown and most recently Roman Mars

i mean.. i guess some people are able to just do things and it's easy.. but i just don't know if any of those things are fun and good and interesting.

i would still love to have a well organized home and no dishes in the sink.. more and more i'm realizing that the things i appreciate most are the result of individual obsessions, offtime projects, derangement, and beautiful weirdness

NT people can make art. they just choose not to most of the time.

i am enthused about making stuff again since i've dragged myself kicking and screaming back to finishing something i've been [not] working on for three years

it took all of my tricks. i got an food that i like, made all the tea that i like, shifted around and cleaned my workspace, and am rewatching a series i really like only while working on the thing

i wish it didn't take this amount of reverse engineering and daily care to just get motivated to do a thing.. but at least i know how

got a care package from an Canadian friend

pretty sure i can say Ketchup chips are my favourite flavor as of now

all-dressed are good, but nothing to write home about

i think it's

1. ketchup
2. limon
3. lays classic
4. cucumber
   
5. baked lays

crab chips and all russets and munchos are all good standbys, but they're very specific craves. the rest are "i'd like chips" wants.

when you listening to a non-throwback mix and a beefed-up version of "Rhythm of the Night" comes on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtCjdVCkh3k#t=1h04m12s
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and no, i don't mean the easter egg flight simulator in excel 97

making a game inside excel

with a map editor. and a rendering system. and linked levels. and then a bit more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wGCRU6onXg

i'm not an authority on anything and you should not trust me.

i've been through the experience in the ussr.

if you don't want it on the front page tomorrow, don't say it in a recorded format (or ideally at all).

shut your fucking mouth unless the person you're talking to is the one you'd be next to down the line, and possibly not then either. read up about it. there's lots of good work on the subject.

when i worked in retail it was always obvious when a "mystery shopper" came in

they always asked for very specific things. "20 copies b&w on white"

if anyone asks you to make specific statements.. don't. not ever. not for any reason.

"i have concerns with how the world is running but i would never hurt anyone"

"violence is never justified and all resistance should be peaceful"

maybe extend this to anyone who isn't a day-one homie. and maybe them, too.

look, i've tried being kind, i've tried soft-pedaling it, i've tried approaching it from the side

the fucking answer is STOP GETTING COVID
STOP GETTING SICK 1-3 TIMES A YEAR
STOP SPREADING A BRAIN AND VASCULAR AFFECTING VIRUS
STOP PRETENDING NOTHING EVER HAPPENED
STOP MURDERING OR MAKING PEOPLE DISABLED

there's just no way around this. if you won't take responsibility that doesn't change anything. you are still killing and disabling people every time you spread this. even if you don't know.

every person in 2026: wow, i'm so tired nowadays. i have no idea what's changed, i just can't focus on anything and i don't have the energy to even figure out why and i can't taste or smell anything

me: well¹, about that² ³ ⁴, here's what⁵ ⁶ i've been saying⁷ ⁸ for six years⁹ ¹⁰ ¹¹ ¹²

i wish habitual procrastination
hadn't force-taught me hyperfocus,
but here we are
and we have tunes

time to blast flux pavilion and do ten hours of work stuff in an hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiSLXxSNKkI

it's friday, open all the windows, blast Deee-Lite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5a21NGXVdw