Sep 29, 2026, 9:13 PMTo the Delegation from Scotland,
I am writing you as an American to ask humbly whether you might allow us the use of "wankstain". It's just that, Donald Trump has been fucking with our country for over a decade now, and there is a severe shortage of accurate ways to describe him.
So far, we have used dipshit, dimwit, nitwit, halfwit, dunce, dummy, idiot, moron, imbecile, buffoon, fool, oaf, lout, clown, jerkface, simpleton, blockhead, bonehead, knucklehead, airhead, meathead, pinhead, numbskull, nincompoop, neanderthal, dolt, dullard, dunderhead, dunderpate, scoundrel, miscreant, troublemaker, menace, felon, rapist, con man, grifter, sexpest, both pedo and paedo, vermin, weasel, coward, rat, snake, worm, slob, hypocrite, charlatan, fraud, phony, liar, huckster, cheat, loser, failure, bozo, schmuck, schlemiel, schlamazel, schmoe, jackass, dumbass, asshat, scumbag, dirtbag, douchebag, douchecanoe, blowhard, loudmouth, wannabe, never-was, D-lister, degenerate, good-for-nothing, ne'er-do-well, twit, twat, twut, prat, wanker, tosser, git, berk, pillock, muppet, numpty, shit-for-brains, knobhead, asshole, rube, yokel, and boomer.
We feel that "wankstain" would make a fine contribution to this extensive list of attributes of our (derogatory) president.
We await negotiations.
Sincerely,
The Delegation from America
