Time to try out the apps on my new #JollaPhone… I wanted to browse the official #SailfishOS “App Store” from my computer (like you can with Apple in any browser). So, where is it? No links from here:

https://jolla.com/guide/en/index.html#Jolla-store

https://docs.sailfishos.org/Support/Help_Articles/Jolla_Store/

Surely the “Jolla Store”isn’t on device only?! #JollaStore @jolla

RE: https://mastodon.social/@impactology/117322253703010531

#isekai authors take note, also applies to reincarnation #manga. But who needs realism there? 😉

For those of you with a hairy bum (or a proxy vote for a hirsute partner), how often does a dollop of faeces remain dangling from anus adjacent bum hair when you stand up after defecating - ready to cause chaos if you don’t realise in time?

Poll prompted a local instance of said trouble 💩

I shopped at Tesco yesterday and was left extremely irritated - I had left my club card at home my trousers (changed clothes as warm and sunny). Without knowing that magic number you can’t use scan-as-you shop, but worse all the price labels taunt you about the substantial discounts giving up your privacy comes with. I bought only the essentials. I’d have picked Asda if I’d realised in time. #Tesco #Privacy #LoyaltyCards

Those following our journey south in our sailboat, Scarlet, from the Uk to Portugal know that we've been at it a few years. 2 years ago we left Gosport and eventually reached Quiberon in Brittany before we were stopped by our starter motor catching fire(!). We did engine repairs and maintenance there and overwintered for a year until last summer when a somewhat delayed start due to ADHD diagnosis getting in the way saw us reach Bilbao, where we spent last winter.

This year, when the weather allowed, we started moving again. We have now reached Muros in Galicia.

We knew this section, getting round the Galician rias, was going to be a race against time. It's an indented coastline with no safe shallows with treacherous rocks everywhere. If you stick to deep water you avoid it.

But every summer some of the population of Iberian orcas that spend winter and spring around the Strait of Gibraltar migrate north to Biscay to follow bluefin Tuna. And the only way to reliably avoid them is to stay in water of less than 20m depth. This is impossible in Galicia.

Our time has run out. Orcas have now been spotted north of Lisboa. They have arrived. We are still 3 rias from the Portuguese border.

So now we may be stuck, or at least have to watch VERY carefully for a window to JUST BLOODY RUN.

I'm part of the "orcas.pt" fleet, which is a group of mostly hobbyist sailors banding together to share information and advice about the orca situation. The "official" recommendations are terrible to the point that experts mostly prefer to work with our group, and as a result we get pretty good intel on where they are (some of them have GPS trackers I believe, but that exact info is only shared with the group admin because we don't want people looking for these animals).

Here's the rub. Orcas swim (when they aren't chasing something) at up to 50km per day. We have a pretty good read on where the danger areas are. Last sighting, draw a 50km circle for each 24 hours. Are you in it? Be afraid.

Almost no attacks have ever happened west of the 10th line of longitude, but we can't reasonably go out there in Scarlet. She is a 9 metre marina hopper absolutely not equipped for deep ocean sailing. Some people do cross the Atlantic in boats like that but they're nutters.

Also she is a deep fin keel with a single spade rudder; it will take very little orca action to pull our rudder clean off at which point there is a hole below the waterline that the rudder stock exited through and ... well, the boat sinks.

Unfortunately smaller sailboats with spade rudders which are most at risk from sinking on the first hit are amongst their favourite playthings. Contrary to the popular "orcas are going after the billionaires" narrative, the boats they trend to take are likely worth less than your car if you have a half decently paying job. Big motor yachts tend to steer by thrust vectoring and don't do "floating thing go spinny when I smack the shit out of its tail fin". They can also quite possibly outrun them which we absolutely cannot.

And then you abandon to liferaft after, assuming they haven't taken out your electrics (the batteries are back there), doing the whole mayday mayday mayday please send a fucking helicopter, I think these marine sheep spawn are going to eat me, HELP! thing (we have a handheld radio as well and iPhones can send distress signals even without cell coverage).

So anyway there you are in your liferaft, watching a load of your stuff go to the seabed, all three of you (probably. We usually have 3), throwing up (because throwing up in a liferaft is what you do. They are profoundly unpleasant spaces to spend any time), which surrounded by playful teenage delinquent 6 tonne murderfish who you have heard are VERY picky eaters and will only eat bluefin tuna and maybe octopus and definitely not human, honest, but which aren't above violently tossing floating shit around into the air for the lulz to see if it makes more fun vomiting and screaming noises, hoping that you don't drift into the rocks on what is literally called the "Coast of Death" when you translate the name into English.

So we're gonna like, properly pay attention to the "orca forecast", as it were.

And if we aren't absolutely certain it's safe to run for Vigo as fast as we fucking can, we may be stuck in Muros until autumn.

Let's see. Worst case we get the boat hauled out onto the hard and re-antifoul her (disgustingly messy but strangely pleasurable job).

if the worst does happen, assuming your boat is still floating and controllable after the first hit, apparently the thing to do is disengage autopilot, start the engine if not already running, apply FULL throttle, and motor directly away from the pod (preferably towards shallow water) as fast as possible. They can swim faster than the boat can go, but remember, they're juveniles doing it for a laugh, and apparently if they wander off from the pod by more than about 300 metres their mothers yell at them to come back.

"Aw mum! I was sinking the thing!"

"You can sink the thing after you've eaten your dinner, now come HERE"

"Dinner is tuna again. It's always tuna. I'm BOOOOORED. Can I have beef?"

"What the fuck is beef?"

I made a conscious choice with this pseudonymous account to use gender neutral language for myself, spouse, and children. It didn’t take that long to become a habit (although I have probably failed at ‘OpSec’ and have given things away accidentally sometimes).

I’ve noticed myself doing it in a professional context too (eg in reference to people where I don’t know their gender, or do know but they’ve chosen a username which makes it non-obvious).

@ivory I would reword https://tapbots.com/ivory/mac/ from "Runs on Intel (MacOS Ventura or later.)" to something like "Runs on Intel and ARM (MacOS Ventura or later.)"

Certainly it turns out to work on the M3 chip, but I wasn't sure if it would from the webpage alone.

@ivory a couple of times now I’ve written a reply, clicked post - and had an error message that the post I’m replying to no longer exists. I can see how that can happen (post was deleted in the interim), but as far as I can see my reply is lost - could it be saved as a draft so that I can at least copy/paste the text elsewhere (eg a different point in a thread)? Thanks!