Spin to Win:

- a billions dollar startup get its source code leaked
- everyone sees hilarious stupid things, ridiculing the startup
- the IPO is in danger

- a Mythical New Product is announced that is ultra-super-good, but too dangerous. Only orgs that have an interest in the startup doing well get access.
- the media goes crazy with doomerisms. „Will this be the end of <something people are emotionally attached to>?“
- everyone forgets about the leaked, shoddy stuff

Works every time.😌