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  • Ian Turtonianturton@mapstodon.space
    Jun 16, 2025, 9:04 AM

    I assume John Swinny gets my bill, thou worst comes to the worst I have traval insurance.

    It turns out there's a lot of middle class Americans for whom flying across to the NHS is cheaper than the same care under their HMO
    Sadly one of the ones I have lived and joked with over the last 2 weeks )that's how long I have been out of the coma died last night. I was rushed back to the ICU at 5 am today (minor breathing issues) so I will miss the funeral, and primarily I have no clothes
    2/N

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  • Ian Turtonianturton@mapstodon.space
    Jun 16, 2025, 9:32 AM

    So anyway enjoy your life, the new ones and the old ones . By the way if you are headed of to university this year then try to make friends with medics,
    That was who I was with when I collapsed. Shout out to the crew at the Newcastle South Airport Premier Inn who immediately spotted that I was ill not drunk and didn't deny us access and immediately allowed the rest of the gang to move my belongings down to it
    This provided a chance for all my belongings to travel to the hospital

    3/n

    #NHS

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  • Ian Turtonianturton@mapstodon.space
    Jun 16, 2025, 6:48 PM

    Today's posts were brought to you by my lower than expected blood pressure (something I thought I took to achieve).

    A picture of my hand with a stonking great canual
    A fantastic Heath Robinson level machine married to a few high tech machines. This can adjust my meds while I'm napping (and on a schedule -
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  • Ian Turtonianturton@mapstodon.space
    Jun 16, 2025, 9:24 PM

    Interestingly not shown is the heart rate monitor that is two thin needles pocked through my wrist
    I'm assuming that it is a hall effect thing.

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  • Ian Turtonianturton@mapstodon.space
    Jun 27, 2025, 7:22 PM

    Thanks for all the well wishes! I am now home and discovering how much I was relying on the mechanical bed and people bringing food and drink to me at regular intervals.

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  • Ian Turtonianturton@mapstodon.space
    Jul 3, 2025, 3:27 PM

    For anyone following along at home, I'm back in hospital but hopefully I can go home tomorrow. Once we've sorted out my blood pressure and magnesium levels.

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