“How Can I Prevent My Girlfriend From Throwing A Party Themed Around The Murder That Took Place In My House Before I Bought It”

WTF!?

Step 1: Make her your *ex* girlfriend.

Step 2: Change the locks on your house!

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https://slate.com/advice/2024/10/murder-house-girlfriend-halloween-dear-prudence-advice.html