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![Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
News of the Times :
Accused Burglar Incorporates Self
When police caught Richie Tyner during a burglary, he quickly produced and executed a corporate charter
"Oh, hello officers. If you'll sign here, and here, as witnesses, Tynerco Inc will be a duly created corporation."
Prosecutors were perplexed by the development
"That scumbag Tyner would go straight to jail... but how do we imprison a corporation?"
"The CEO of Tynerco is offering full cooperation"
(Tyner giving press conference)
"We regret the incident and I assure you this does not reflect the ideals and standards here at Tynerco. Sure we could find out who at Tynerco did _this_ or approved _that_, but isn't it more important that we have _systems_ in place to ensure this wont happen again?"
News program narration continues:
The victims are also chiefly concerned about changing the corporation's culture
"No we're not!"
"He's still got like $10,000 of our stuff!"
The case was resolved with a $2,000 fine
[Tyner] "Plus, we were given a million-dollar tax incentive not to outsource our van-driving and meth-purchasing operations to India!"](https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/113/085/085/754/399/817/original/3e0ebda423364704.jpg)
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