I was going to make a poll to ask whether people have retirement accounts, but I don't feel like being sad today.

I asked Dr. Marten's customer support whether they call them Doc's internally. He said they do.

In case you ever wondered.

Did you know that you can (usually) shift + scroll on a horizontal scroll area?

I can't wait to get my check for 0.34 eggs.

"HARTFORD, Conn. (WTNH) — Connecticut will receive 1.5 million eggs over the next 3 years, following a multi-million dollar settlement with egg distributors over an alleged price manipulation scheme, Attorney General William Tong announced Monday."

https://www.wtnh.com/news/connecticut/hartford/connecticut-to-give-out-1-5m-free-eggs-after-market-manipulation-investigation/

Should spaceship doors automatically close behind you?

Why is it called a blackjack when you need neither black suits nor a jack?

Capsaicin? How about Uncappedsaicin?

I have one, but via a weird series of events.

My cell provider offers free <service name> for a year, but I can't take advantage of it, because shit's broken on their end, for me in particular. Instead, I have it through a promotion I got a decade ago that gave me an OBD2 WiFi device and a free line for it (with 2GB free per month!) for life, but also roadside assistance as a consequence of other stuff, for some reason.

I had a need for it once and happened to remember it, and sure enough, in comes the truck, sans bill.

If you drive, do you have a roadside assistance plan of some sort?

If you could go back to cell phone minutes and get a discount, would you?

For those about to rock, please be careful, as if you understand the reference, you have likely reached the age where rocking may cause severe bodily injury.

How is it that sites like mega dot nz are able to download a file, but only show it as being downloaded (very quickly) after it's actually downloaded? It somehow works for multi-GB files.

I'm realizing as this poll expires that I should have added interwebs as an option.

Now exist Cinnamon Pebbles. What hell hath man wrought?

Did you do a sports in school?

(these numbers are based approximately on school grade level in the U.S. - elementary, middle / jr. high, high, college / university)

Who spent $0.99 12 years ago and just forced Plex's legal department to spend time defending their change to remote streaming?

This guy. 😎

There are probably 5 people that follow me here that would appreciate these.

This is probably the best thing I've gotten from AliExpress. I paid 10 cents for it.

I surf the ...

We should move back to halted diskless routers. Hard to ../ when there is no disk.

(it's a shame that #../ can't be a tag)