FlohEinsteinFlohEinstein@chaos.social
Nov 12, 2026, 2:33 PMIT: "We would like you to test our new module XYZ for vulnerabilites. Can you do that?"
Me: "OK."
IT: *Sends link*
Me: *starts doing evil stuff with it*
IT: "We will send you instructions on how to proceed soon"
Me: "...OK."
IT: "Oh and so you can really use it we've given you Power User rights."
Me *must resist* *mustn't do....*
ME: WITNESS THE POWER OF THIS FULLY OPERATIONAL POWER USER!