Nov 11, 2026, 11:30 PMi would like to reassure all my friends that i have never been in a relationship with jensen huang and i do not expect that to change
- Nov 11, 2026, 11:30 PM
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tekheddtekhedd@byteheaven.netNov 11, 2026, 11:40 PM@Ninji Do I *really* need to point out that this is exactly what someone in a relationship with jensen huang would say?
👽🐦🦇🐉💻 Θὡθloganer@mastodon.socialNov 11, 2026, 11:42 PM@Ninji the only relationship I might have with them is as enemies but even that may be too much credit.
bamfinglebamfingle@cyberplace.socialNov 12, 2026, 1:31 AM@Ninji That you know of.
Nov 12, 2026, 11:06 AM@Ninji you've never asked the question: whose dick do I have to suck for a reasonably priced graphics card?