@dpk "WHERE TRUE matched nothing (#35)" 😂

"Joins … confused similarly-named columns (#77)" 🤯 how the F did they even do that?!? is the database itself an LLM?

"Inserts ignored provided columns, creating rows best described as “deeply cursed” (#16).¹²"
"¹²: Jepsen encourages the consistency model research community to come up with more official terms for this.↩︎"

🤣 :awesome: :thisisfine: