RE: https://icy.wyvern.rip/notes/asurm19nnaa90e20

Issue: Remote Code Execution in UEFI firmware.
Affects: Everything using UEFI.
Who found it: AI bros. (Anthropic and Google)
Disclosure date: January 2027
Who broke embargo: AMI, via https://github.com/tianocore/edk2/pull/13200
Short term solution: Disable PXE booting
Long term solution: Ditch UEFI in favor of OpenFirmware (you will not regret booting your computer to a FORTH interpreter in ROM)